punchlines for jokes, except without the rest of the joke

...that's when I said, "It smells like a bag full of assholes in here."

...no thanks, I prefer peanuts.

...feeding a dead baby with three nipples.

...a turd honking for the right of way.

...'Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benifit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery.

The reason I'm not a vegetarian

Because I like meat.

nevada kayaking

                                       

I went to the Elko municipal pool recently with Adam and my wife to play around in our kayak (on a side note I love the blogging practice of introducing people and aspects of my life that my readers don't necessarily know of, it's like a soap opera, introducing characters with absolutely no back story). The pool, despite assurances that someone would be there to let us in, was completely deserted.

Not to be turned away, we journeyed over to a nearby park to get a little practice in, ridiculousness ensued. There was a family that came to play at the park but after watching our craziness for a while decided there were safer parks for their children to play at.

I also trapped Adam in a port-a-potty while he was pooping. We wanted to mark the occasion  but we forgot our camera so we had to wait a half hour for our friend Tamera to bring one. Yup, that happened.

Blogging once more

Blogspot has seen fit to recognize my password, so I am once again in the land of the blogging.

Try not to let your celebrations bleed over into riots.

Christmas Gift Ideas

                                              

Look no further for that perfect holiday gift for that special someone.

Thanksgiving

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” –George Bernard Shaw

Thanksgiving is my absolute favoritest of holidays, it is untouched by the rampant commercialism that plagues other holidays. It involves one of my favorite activities, eating, and especially eating my mother's cooking.
I am thankful for a great many things: my health, my wife, ninjas, peanut butter, shoes, ponchos, Parcheesi, eyes, reading, fire, a good solid poop, paper towels...

sick

Can't blog...too sick...