punchlines for jokes, except without the rest of the joke

...that's when I said, "It smells like a bag full of assholes in here."

...no thanks, I prefer peanuts.

...feeding a dead baby with three nipples.

...a turd honking for the right of way.

...'Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benifit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery.